Tuesday, 8 February 2011

The problem with chewing gum ...

... which some people do to freshen the breath, is:

Given an appropriate height difference, it makes a revolting YhakYhakYhak noise right by your ear


there's only two ways it can go:

it's oYHAKn the bYHAKeat,


it's not onYHAK thYHAKe beat.

1 comment:

El Loco said...

i dashed onto the floor with a mouthful of cake- and found I could dance and chew..but I hate gum chewers on the dance floor..I always wonder if I'll be epected to do a Heimlich manoeuvre...