Corporate Life

ADAM (TECH)

You know this thing?

LIZ (MANAGER)

Which thing?

ADAM

THE Thing.

LIZ

There are so many THE Things in my little life.

ADAM

My thing.

LIZ

Oh, your thing.

ADAM

Yes, the thing is ...

CONVERSATION ABOUT HOW TO ANNOUNCE THE EXISTENCE OF THING (USEFUL) WITHOUT DISCLOSING ITS NATURE (SCANDALOUS)

ADAM CONTINUES

... the thing is, nobody wants to pay for it.