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Saturday 15 December 2012

On Spouting Proverbs

When spouting proverbs at someone in emotional distress, be sure to  include a catastrophic spelling error, such as "cease life!" when you meant "sieze life!". It neutralises your otherwise-offensive posture of superior wisdom.

2 comments:

  1. May I assume the subsequent spelling error was intneded?

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  2. Assume anything you please! :D

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