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Tuesday, 8 February 2011

The problem with chewing gum ...

... which some people do to freshen the breath, is:

Given an appropriate height difference, it makes a revolting YhakYhakYhak noise right by your ear

AND

there's only two ways it can go:

it's oYHAKn the bYHAKeat,

OR

it's not onYHAK thYHAKe beat.
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1 comment:

  1. El Loco17 February 2011 at 16:55

    i dashed onto the floor with a mouthful of cake- and found I could dance and chew..but I hate gum chewers on the dance floor..I always wonder if I'll be epected to do a Heimlich manoeuvre...

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