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Monday, 1 February 2010

Armour

A bizarre discovery:

An ex martial artist habitually stands and sits with his shoulders in a forward-defensive posture. He can't unroll them to dance tango; or, he can, but not easily, or only for short periods.

Put a jacket on him, and, like magic! They unroll.

"I think I'm wearing armour," he says. "That's why I never wear jackets".

9 comments:

  1. He must be a hard style martial artist, the fighter type. :-)

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  2. Tell him to watch Jet Li movies - perfect posture. ;-)

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  4. I expect to see the armour at Negracha's tomorrow night :)

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  5. @spammer - no, thanks.
    @DB - I just remembered that I should have credited you.

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  6. Well to be fair I was thinking more of sartorial matters than posture matters - the latter was a bonus.

    Hmmm, mayb I should think about wearing a jacket...

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  7. @ghost: See how proper shoulder position works best?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ1UsoO903Y
    ;-)

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  8. "Well obviously that was a choreographed fight. I love it when I'm scheduled to win :o)"

    Mike "the Amazing Eagle" Haynick

    This is more what that fight scene would look like ;o)

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